2008

one hell of a year it has been for me....
the 1st year ever out of school life into college life
the 1st year ever going through working life(my dad's life)
the 1st year ever i can actually talk to girls without feeling uncomfortable

guess which is mine? guess guess!
*hint* its blue n i'm particular with my parking.

(jun guan did that if u muz know)

quite a big leap for me though.....

went through a lot of things....
experience a lot of things....
and learnt a lot of things....



met alot of new friends.....
got to know more about ppl that i already know.....
got in into a totally new environment....

what a year its has been........

In The BEGINNING.


from the start of the year i was under BC Pest Technologies.
Thats my father's own company. i worked for my dad.
to be truthful.... i used to be a little embarrassed when ppl ask wat my dad does for a living.
He does Pest Control.
he deals with all sorts of pest.... from termites to animal control.
basically he handles all the dirty stuff normal ppl wouldn't want to handle.
all the messy jobs...

like when u have a dead rat in ur house, he's the man ppl would call.....
like when u have a cockroach problem, he's the man ppl would call.....

[if u DO have this problems like this, pls contact 016-4228995, special discounts will be given to marcuslim's frens. hehe]

and that man happen to be my father..... at one time i actually sort off looked down at my own dad.....

"Eeyeer! He does THAT?!?"

but after the few months i went thru with him..... BOY! am i proud to have a father like him.....
its reali shows how much a father would go through to support his family.....

u think its easy LOCATING a dead rat?
when the very second u open the door to the room with a dead rat, u would wish u were as dead as the rat.... the awful smell alone is able to knock anyone unconscious..... we're talking about an enclosed area... where the smell has been contained for a quite a while....

But this Man has to walk straight in.... take a breath IN THE ROOM.... and find the source of the smell.... which will ultimately lead us to the carcass.... i have yet to master that skill.... i juz cant.

locating is juz the start.... and then disposal? its not a very decent experience....

actually these few months with him was very crucial in our father n son relationship...... i can now proudly say that this Man over here is my dad n this is wat WE DO!
learnt SOOOOO much from him....

and i also did SOOOOO many things i never thought of doing(nicer told by mouth + actions)...... all the odd odd jobs.... i definitely enjoyed my time working under my dad....


P/S : if i'm not mistaken, my dad went to Cheng Yee's house to spray insecticide before....
hahaha... realise it after she told me where she lived. i think its her. should be... correct me if i'm wrong.

sorry not much pics... i dun think of taking pictures when i'm working my ass off....

anyway... moving on

In The MIDDLE

after BC pest was college... enrolled in Inti n was quite happy with it.
i already blog about it a couple of times so i wont reali go deep into it again.
i'll juz highlight crucial parts.

met a lot wonderful people here in Inti
They made it a nice place
i enjoyed my time here

sometimes it was monotonous and routine but sometimes its also quite fun.

HAHA! 1 thing i was quite proud of, my Hokkien went on geometric progression since i joined.
basically in a class of nearly 70 people. only 10 speak English on a daily basis.
i thought i was going to be like those lone rangers at the corner minding their own business but no....
i'm not that kind of person.. i'll die like that.....

the tough times we been through
(as usual wen ping is always the saddest. HAHA)

well, when English dun go well with them n Mandarin dont go well with me.
Hokkien came into the picture! of course, i still had difficulties but at least there's progress....
(better than learning mandarin from scratch)
n to think that once upon a time Hokkien the ONLY language i know.
all in all, i can now speak Hokkien with an English dialect.
Inti Certified.

The happy times we had.

(to return all the pain we caused him... Thx Ping!)

went through 2 semesters of Diploma in Electric and Electronics.
got a Certificate of Merit for one of them. (who would have thought?)


successfully OVERNIGHT-ed at college.
was doing the bluudy project that can make ur whole house blackout.


In The END.

when i got suited with the environment, i begin to get more sloppy.
i no longer pay much attention in class nor do much (or any) homework....
i get interested very quickly but also loses interest juz as easily.... that's bad.
i begin to let joel do my assignments... haha! thanks man. n sorry.
Joel, slap me if i ever do that again!
didnt have enough semangat in the 2nd semester.

had 2 months holidays at the end of the year......
i cant reali remember wat i did.... basically achieved nothing....
i juz remember going out n eat a lot... movie here there... n jogging n hiking n the unfortunate sunrise sunset.
but 1 thing i shall remember for life in this holidays.....

dislocation #2.....

mistakes done....
lessons learnt....
hearts broken....
attitude fixed....
minds go insane....
brains filled knowledge...
arm gotten weaker...
mouth gotten louder...
glasses get thicker....
panda eyes get wider...
course gets tougher....
frens get closer...

all the things that i have done... some with regrets n some with pride n honour.....
lets just say if things get "torn", we can always "sew" it back.
it will definitely leave a mark.... a mark we will all remember... and makes us all a step closer to being a man(or woman/lady/whatsoever).
for the good or for the worst.... i'm glad it happened the way it did.

2008 was a great year.... i'm looking forward to 2009...

Physically Capable!

went to the hospital for a check up for me arm......
its been nearly 3 weeks after the injury and has shown much improvement ever since!
(like how i can type this post with both hands...)

have to wake up super early.... its been soo sooooo long ever since i had to wake up at 6.30am....
reminded me of school..... wake up, breakfast, too late to catch the bus, bath, go school by bike.....
that was my school-life daily routine....

we went to the hospital at about 7.30am....

normal procedure..... go get an x-ray.... then waited for so long only to realise that my x-ray was already at the counter but noone to collect.... we waited at the wrong place..... anyway, at the end got the film.... was happy with wat i see.... from my amateurish skill on reading x-rays, i can tell that its connected juz alright..... happily i went to give the films to the doctor-in-charge then he did some test (eg: can u lift ur arm like this? can u reach ur back?...... etc)

later on, my mum came out with this question.......

"Can he drive?"

in my head, i was recalling the time when i told my mum that i wanna drive and she gave me a long lecture... u noe la... mums.... i dun blame her.... it went roughly like this....

"u will sure lose control of the car wan la.... ur right hand so weak now.... u noe ah, when ur auntie dislocated her shoulder, the doctor say she needs to wait about 6 months untill she can drive again..."

n the nxt thought that went thru my head was... doctors... they will try to take as minimal risk as possible.... so i was actually expecting to wait about a month or so before i can drive again.... but he changed my point of view....

he said(roughly):

"its been about 3 weeks right? so basically most of the tissues have already been repalced by new ones.... driving shouldn't be a problem..... more over, the cars now have power steering, right? so it should be ok.... u dun reali use much of the shoulder to drive.... as for now, he is physically capable of driving a car. "

that last sentence totally change my perception of this doctor..... wah! thank you!

after everything was over, i was dismiss and i dont need a second visit.... the last time i had about 3 visits if i'm not mistaken.... now, only 1 to check up.... i guess the more times u displocate it the faster it heals n the less it will hurt... until to the point where...

"[piak!] oh, my arm come out d ah?.... [crack-kiak!] ok... back to normal..."

i wouldn't want to go to that stage.... i know i fella like that.... n its scary....


before i left the room, the doctor tapped my shoulder.....

"u do realise that by simply lifting ur arm u're actually USING ur shoulder right... how about driving? but it looks like u could handle it.... but u be careful ya"

wat a nice doctor, i'll never forget u, Dr. Wong!

brainwashed by chia haw.....

i was talking to chia haw as usual on msn.....
then he came out with random question.....

Ch : What is ur zodiac?
me : Me? by date i would be scorpio... but since i'm born towards the end of scorpio, ppl say that i can "hop" over to Sagittarius.... n besides... the descriptions suit me better with Sag....
me : Y zodiac all of the sudden?
Ch : becuz i reading the email someone send me about zodiac.... so i ask u....
me : oh, i actually dun reali believe this kind of thing.... its like saying if ur mum born u late 1 sec then ur whole destiny change? i dun think so...... so this juz read for fun nee.....

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(awhile later.....)
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Ch : omg.... i juz description about me so true....... like 80 - 99% true
me : reali? waa.. not bad..... go mine n see.....
Ch : sent to ur email d....
me : aiyo... no need send wan la.... i lazy read oso wan lar.... call u see oni....
Ch : juz go read la.... for fun k?
Ch : hay, sag suit u lar.....

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(another while later.....)
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me : OMG! Chia haaaw!! mine oso quite true!! WTH.....

okay... heres the full lengthy description of it..... read as u please.... i would like feedback from ppl after that.... i personally think its quite true lo.... so true that its scary....


Sun in SAGITTARIUS - ruled by Jupiter - Planet of Expansion

To you, life is a journey, an adventure, endlessly interesting and rich with possibilities, and it may be difficult for you to decide where to focus your attention and efforts. You probably traveled around and experimented with many different paths before you settled on a particular career. Or you may go from one project to the next, for once the challenge and vital interest is gone, you are very quick to move on. Commitment, discipline, focus, and concentration are not your strong points. You can be irresponsible and disinclined to take on the burdens and limitations of adult life.

An incurable optimist, you have big dreams, aspirations, and hopes for the future and are usually pursuing some distant goal. You have a great deal of faith and trust in life and failures don't crush your spirit. You always bounce back from disappointments, often with another bright dream or scheme. You have a sporting, playful attitude toward life and are philosophical about your mistakes. You have the ability to sense future trends, to see the big picture, and you like to theorize and speculate. However, attending to all of the details and practical requirements of implementing your theories is bothersome to you.

You express yourself in a very open, direct, and straightforward manner and are often blunt and tactless as well. Because you do not take yourself too seriously, you may not realize how deeply your candid statements can wound more sensitive souls. In fact, though you may not realize it, your insensitivity and lack of understanding regarding others' feelings is probably one of your worst faults.

You do enjoy friendship and camaraderie, but you need freedom also and do not do well with a possessive, clinging, or emotionally demanding partner. You are quite generous yourself, and heartily dislike pettiness in others. Someone who shares your ideals, your sense of fun, and your zest for life would be the right companion for you.

Ch : since when u so interested this things wan?

me : since 5 mins ago...... 1st time i'm reading it with such detail...

but... cannot le.... lidat everyone born around me ma act like me??? nooo.. this cannot beeee......

For those interested u may go to this website and find ur own.... juz click the little icon on the left then look for the "More Personality Profile..." at the end of your short description for the longer one....

p/s: the above convo was edited to make things shorter n straight to the point... all digressed topics has been filtered out.... n chia haw, the convo might be different a bit cuz i retyped it based on my memory.... so there might be slight errors.. correct me if wrong.


i'll end the post with an inspiring pic of my state now.....

can lift 90 degrees up d..... YAY!!!

Till nxt time....

its a yearly event.....

Now, i have some things to clarify.......
i keep hearing ppl saying "typical marcus" when they found out i dislocated my shoulder....
there is also...
"marcus, as usual....."
"marcus, y u everytime get injurd wan?"
"marcus, y u so unlucky wan?"
"marcus, y ur shoulder always come out wan?"
"marcus, injurd again ah?"
"marcus, you're like a magnet for injuries.?"

(fall down on knees with arm raised shouting"WHYYY??"......)
its only TWICE in my whole entire life i dislocated my arm?
is that considered frequent to u guys?
n besides.... its rather the after-effects of the 1st dislocation....

the way u ppl put it makes me feel like i go to n fro to the hospital every week....


no.... i'm not melmen who needs medical attention all the time.... NO! i'm not like him...


ok i'll now try to list down my major injuries which u all say "always" happen to me....

2006
1st dislocation........

be reminded that before this i NEVER had an injury serious enuf to be delivered to the hospital.....

2007
6 stitches to my chin.....

a very unfortunate fall from my bike.....
yes, my fault..... i have to admit....

2008
2nd dislocation.....

which is basically the most recent....

there u have it.....
ALL the major injuries i got that u ppl say "SOO MANYY"
since 2006 things start happening yearly.....
once a year..... yea.. maybe more often than the most of u.
but still not enought to be made "marcus the injury prone guy....."

if u call that frequent then....
u might as well call Christmas frequent... since its also once a year....
oh yea! ur birthday is also very frequent....

"your birthday again arr??"
"y u so frequent celebrate ur birthday wan?"
"y always ur birthday wan??"

TAKE THAT!!!!!
no more.................

Grounded.... for life....?

haizzz... i actually still have quite a hard time accepting this second dislocation....
the dislocation this time is affecting me more mentally then physically....

there was....
no bang...
no crash....
no warning....

i swung my arm and my shoulder juz had to swing out together.....
i mean this is soo sad.......
after that??
no sports for the rest of my life?
what sport can be less exerting than badminton??
there's juz shuttle cocks for goodness SAKE!!!!
n now i cant even hit them.....

well.... i dont think I'm ready to give up sports so soon.... even if thats wat my mum had in mind....
i'm switching to a lefty.... hope i wont be too useless.....
gotta start practicing from scratch again.....

n so its decided!
i'll play badminton wif my left.
i'll play bowling wif my left.
and i'll probably forget about basketball or other rough sports....
start with this few sports 1st....

muz slowly pick up again.......
worry not... as long i still have at least AN ARM and my name is still marcus lim...
i will still live on.....
but for now i guess i will be at home and away from outdoor activities....
hopefully still can go starwalk....
"y cannot?" u ask? my mum forbids.... its not that i walk with my hands....

i'll end this post wif a nice saying that i got from Wall-E
"I dont want to just survive..... I WANT TO LIVE!!!"

here i am... once again...

dislocated shoulder.... again.....
but nvm la.... its my body.... wat to do.....
this is my second time..... n i doubt its gonna be my last.....
i guess i'll just accept it as it comes...... haizzzz...

Dont reali wanna talk about it juz yet....
but u get the picture......


"and if i was any better, i would be sent to the mental hospital for smiling too much...."
dun worry guys.... i'm ok and always will be....

till nxt time..... for full elaborated version of what happened based on third party jun guan-ish point of view.... click HERE.

I think i heard this before. Its like dejavu. I think i heard this before. Its like dejavu

Was talking to my dad for quite a long time.....
juz a ramdom chat.
as realli reali random chat.
we talk about latent heat to microwave ovens to ethylene glycol to how to catch a 'biawak' alive and the releasing it....... and etc

it was all normal.....
only his last few sentences nearly choked me.....
it was something like this......
my dad modified a few of the patent systems.

Me : eh, how could u have thought of that?? this is absurd! but.... it works....
dad : ....and that is all that matters, right?
Me : i guess so.....
dad : n u noe when i thought of this? When I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH IN THE TOILET

i think i heard that before...... its like...... dejavu.....
for those who knew me in college would understand.... ahahaha!!



p/s: for those who doesnt understand but curious to know..... read my post on September 19th, Friday[it has been awhile...]

Movie, Movie, IUC

Recently went for movies in queens....
2 different movies together wif....
2 different groups in......
2 different time on.... the same day.....

MOVIE #1
1st we watch Madagascar 2.... ok la... some parts quite funny.... but somehow i prefer the 1st one....
went to fetch easaw at school and head to queens..... met up wif the RC gang short while later...

actually, i already watched Madagascar 2 with Joel and all but then i decided to watch it again....
I wanted to justify something...
someone came out with this totally random remark that melman somehow resembles me!!!

how???? reali???? i'm totally against the idea....

anyway, watched the movie, jalan here there... then go back home...
after that, watched 2 episodes of Heroes(i'm currently in season 2) and depart for queensbay again.....


MOVIE #2

for the 2nd movie i watched Quarantine...

exactly like cloverfield la......
videocam-type-movie.....
not that nice.... some parts of the movie they do like this it'll be nice, but if the whole movie was made like that.... it gets... dizzy....
i dun quite like the ending.....
to me the whole movie is juz about this group of ppl stuck in a building n then all died....
nothing unpredictable in the movie.... no big twist.... hardly anything to compliment about it...
well, i did learn a few things though.....

-there is no cure for rabies
-only way to reali identify rabies is by getting a brain sample n not by blood test
-death rates for rabies is 100%
-and last but not least, cam-cordes can wack rabies-infected-zombies to death

after the movie, went to kayu nasi kandar n fet ourselves with roti bom, teh ais and roti tissue....
talk talk talk.....
went home after that......

IUC 2008
visit our school Unit 25 Red Crescent Society...
havent had a nice chat wif the jrs for a very long time....

i was pretty amazed by the teamtest scene...
a whole class (2 Baiduri) was flooded!
as in soaking wet with water!
the water raised up till about 2 inches from the ground....
not bad.... didnt expect they would do it....
i noe nobody else like it but i reali do....
water is nice as long as i cant drown in it....
a meaningful teamtest.... need to carry with all the water....

went lunch at SubWay.... not bad but cost a bunch.... n to be honest... wasnt that full from it either... mayb i should have had the footlong size.... that one scared later i cannot finish....
fetch ching all in my car..... 4 ppl cramped at the back.....
n they suddenly reminded me about the japanese thing.............
i had completely forgotten about that...... well, no comment on that.....
i wont go into it now.... family issue.... all i can say that its not me....
believe as u wish.....

went back safely and got persuaded by chia haw to go to a cyber cafe.....
played CS for like 3 hours..... 3 solid hours.... walau...
fun... n yea... tiring too.... fingers on my left hand very "suei" now....

later return to school.... talk for awhile more... then headed home shortly after that....

Mum complained about my hair.... n ching says it looks like dexter's.....
i'm SOO going to cut it soon..... normally dun care about my hair much as long as they're there....but now its getting a bit irritating n itchy here there... CUT!

Of Birthdays, Weddings and diarrhea

My birthday juz passed....
nothing big... nice and simple... juz the way i like it.....
went badminton wif frens.....
some said it isnt very "birthday-ish" to go badminton-ing on ur 18th birthday....
but, who cares.... i like it... n theres all there is to it!

well, actually the badminton thingy was pretty screwed up too....
juz the day before, Eiven came out with this random idea of going badminton....
I simply agreed to it....
Told Jun Guan, our ambassador to Permata Sports Complex.... he booked the court and gauranteed us a spot the day after at about 1-3pm....
later on some complications came up and the time was shifted to 3-5pm...
i forecasted 7-8 ppl to come....

on the day itself we went there on time, got our court n started playing....
after that slowly one by one start poping in...
5,6,7,8,9....... 14 ppl came!
n we only booked 1 court......
so the all of us have to share....

14 ppl, 1 court.....
pretty screwed up... already get my portion of nagging....
but it was quite fun too....the more the merrier rite?
at the end of the match, devided the cost among 14 ppl....
each has to pay RM0.75.....

oh yea.... n i also realise ppl share the same birthday as me....
so far i think its 2 girls n 1 guy.... i'm the one guy.... nvm that...


2 DAYS LATER...

Wedding of Gerry and Adeline

2 days after that was the wedding of my causin!!

This is the 1st time a relative of mine is getting married!! the 1st time i'm seeing the process of marriage... well mayb not all.... juz more than i usually see...(juz between us but for all the times before i only go to weddings for the food....) but this time is different! so much more different..... i was actually helping out there! i was at the counter-like thing where ppl check-in to get their table numbers....

i'll be like....

"Xcuse me, lu eh mia si harmeek?"
"[name of the fella]eg: Ah chong"
"ok, lu si che Table 26, the table on the right side of the ballroom.Enjoy (english came out of no where.. dun ask y!)

from there the cycle continues.....from one person after another.... it was quite an experience....

There was also the traditional tea serving ceremony!
n guess what?? its held at MY HOUSE!! hehehe.. my grandma here.... muz go serve her tea...
does that explain the baloons infront of my house...?
Bride n bridegroom coming to visit ma..... muz decorate sikit la.....

Tea serving session

A nice couple... perfect for each other....
May they live happily ever after....

after that went Gurney Hotel for makan.... while eating, they put on a few slideshows of the newly-weds when they were young.... they were like together since secondary school!! same school that time.... OMG! i never thought relationship that time can ever work out... they proved me wrong.... waa... felt a bit envious.... but nvm....

After that i start to replace the bride and the bridegroom wif ppl that i know! It was quite fun at 1st.... imagining them upstage... cutting cake... pouring champaign on those glasses arrangged like a pyramid ...
AHAHAHA!! but after a while it gets scarys.... i'm afraid of my own imagination n so i stop... the day ends well and we all head back home....


2 DAYS LATER

I got diarrhoea...... waahh... too many good food at one time..... but atleast i had my fun....
N easaw.... sorry la.... that day.... no energy

double tagg from easaw

RULES
1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!!

i'm hydrophobic.... therefore i too cannot swim as well....
i'm a very thin guy....
i cannot eat spicy food....
i have glasses with power as high as 700 on the left eye...
i'm a reali late starter.... i start bicycle at form 3
i dont look my age....
i have terrible sense of direction...
i'm an extremely forgetful guy...
i cant play any musical instrument
and as u can see, i'm a person who has difficulties wif describing himself

Tagged by Easaw again.....

1.What is the relationship of you with him/her?

Old Old Od Super Long Friends

2.Your 5 impressions towards him/her?

~Nice

~Friendly

~Big...
~Quite talkative

~Creative

3.The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?

Hmm.... there are a lots n lots of them..... there was the...

Easaw's Mum : hey, who is that ur talking to so long on the phone?
Him : Marcus!

there is also the......

Me : EHH!! STOP, EASAW!!! STOPPPP!!!! WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!!
Him : I can't STOP! U STOP!
Me : I cant stop either........................ BAM!!!

sooo many more la..... Ah! memories.....

4.The most memorable thing he/she have said to you?

i dunno y but..... cdb... chou dulu bye....

5.If he/she become your lover

6.If he/she become your enemy,

7.If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on

8.If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...

9.The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?

erm... give him a car? a car with turbo engine n NOS function?

10.The overall impression of him/her is.

A nice guy

11.How do you think the people around you will feel about you

dunno... ask them....

12.The character of you for yourself is?
small

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?

super underweight

14.The most ideal person you want to be is?

erm.. perfect guy?

15. For the people who care about and likes you, say something about them...
Thanks?

10 people I tag ->

Wei Loon
Ericy
Joel
Jared

(gosh.. i'm out of ppl..i've done this be4 already tagged the normal ppl i usually tag...)

Yi wen (although 99.9999999 % u wont even attempt it)
Eiven
Ian
Krystal
Cheng Yee
Chin hooi

Who is number 2 having a relationship with?

Status UNKNOWN.....

Is number 3 a male or a female?

male

If number 7 and 10 were together would it be a good thing?

they're both guys

How about number 5 and 8?

. . . . . . . . i have no idea what will become of it....

What is number 1 studying about?

actually.... come to think of it...currenly i dont know.... i noe juz he's going for material engineering

Is number 4 single?

erm..... he has jonathan lim there!

Say something about 6?

he a nice smart talented lazy chubby guy

about 9?

smart n a huge fan of anime(n not to mention alcohol too)

Self tagged from Easaw

Saw this on Easaw's blog,looks quite fun...And I sendiri syiok syiok tag myself...



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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.



Loves;-Your name-

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.



1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister




2.Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes




3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife




4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out




5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk




6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed




7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyed - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks




8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service




9. The first letter of your first name?


A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college




10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked




11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics




12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family




13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself





The result :



Dear WhiteSealz,



I don't really know how to tell you this but You're a pervert. I think I realized it on the When your dog ran amok In your camping carand I saw you Sit on My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Frostbittenenough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your contact book to you, but I'll keep the Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that Told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations Go burn .



Loves;

-marclim-

P/S: You are so lifeless,Vain pot. -Jon-.



-Yer,mine oso not that funny...
1st part was ok...
the last sentense doenst make sense.....

Box Hunting

i'm currently looking for a box...
yes.... a box.....
nope... not juz any kind of box....
a box to put my things in.... my tools to be exact....
i wanna place all my engineering stuff in it.....
It'll be like The MarcusLim-Handy-Dandy-EngineeringBox!!!



from my soldering kit to all the different components that i'm going to store......
yes... they shall be in my engineering box..... fully equipped with everything may ever i need........
so the 1st step to owning my very own everything-oso-got-toolbox, i need the BOX itself!!

ok.... my ideal box should be big but not too big.....

i dont want to be dragging this to college everyday...

it has to be unique.... i dont want the same box like the one EVERYONE got from Tesco.... not that i wanna be special or anything but... the clip in the middle is not strong... so it wont last....things will juz fall out easily and i definitely dun want that to happen.....
That and to avoid bringing back a box from college and when i open it.....

"EHH!! THIS ISN'T MY BOX!!"

The TOOLBOX has to be unique, strong and durable!

this is an ancient Japanese puzzle box.... strong durable and can definitely last more than 100 years(has a secret compartment too),
but how am i going to put in my components???
i will definitely have lotsa lotsa components....

when i say components, i meant discreet components.....
and when i say discreet components, i meant small components such as resistors, capacitors, transistors, etc....

yes.. i need to keep them separately so they wont get mixed up n i wont have a hard time finding them when i need them...

something like this.....

but if juz get a box like that........
then how about my big tools like...... pliers, cutters, soldering iron, etc......?
they cant fit.....


erm.. it could work out if i had 2 BOXES......
one big one for the tools
and one small one for the components.....
should this work???


but i wan my ideal ENGINEERING BOX...... which can have everything in ONE!!
there wont be "oh, i dunno where i put my box no.2!!"

later, i found one which looked like this....
it has the big box at the bottom and a place to put my small components on the top.....
but i would prefer one wif more separation so i can put more different components in it....
ITS PERFECT!!!!
JUZ WHAT I WANTED!
but...... but its so perfect that i can only find it at Google..... i cant find any in Penang......

so.. if u can spot anywhere i can get this kinda box....
do tell me.....

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Or..... or......

or should i MAKE MY OWN????? i'm capable of it..... n i have 2 months free.....

hehehehe............
till nxt time!

The sun rises and then sets.... and rises again...

hey... i'm blogging again.....
well... i guess things are getting better each day! thats a good thing!
my holidays now feel like holidays.... hahaha....
juz like how mushroom soup suppose to taste like mushroom.....

before this, i reali had a though time getting thru each day....
i feel imprisoned by the gates of my house n chained to my computer screen.....
thats where i would be all day n not to mention all night....
i'll probably watch all the movies eric gave me in my hdd and by the end of my 2 months holidays, i'll be wearing glasses with lens the thickness of those found in telescopes....

but hey!.... things didnt go that way....
i have reali reali nice frens that will know how boring u r at home... n so we had a few outings.....
first there was the typical "go out for movie" outings, then there was the "go out jogging" outings, which then leads to "go out for badminton" outings..... and many many more.....

woah... these ppl are amazing.....
they sure know how to turn the frown upside down, pockets inside out(yes, i'm already overspending) and get ur energy bar from high to super low....
but nevertheless, i would gladly give away these petty ammount for the excitement, experience and well.. a life.... a smile on my face..... and for the stomach growling for hunger....
Thanks guys!

lets see... what have i done so far.....
directly after exam we rushed down and played pool abit...
there was the...
the normal one on one showdown with joel n toh....
the unpredictable match between me and wen ping which took more nearly an hour to complete... ahaha!
After that left for queensbay!
i'll juz highlight the interesting parts.
T left us to watch HSM3 and spends his remaining time wif HJ
C nearly shocked to death after seeing "something"
G sighing over his vibration almost endlessly
J expressed his worries
P had his arm CLAWED
HM had a few screams, laughs and got to know us better
M watched his most hilarious horror movie


Had badminton with all the old n current free...... only 1 word to describe it.....

OUCH!
[for those who cannot see its a bruise on my chest caused by a shuttlecock smashed by Toh.... gai lo him.....]
but nvm.... shuttlecocks are not enough to kill me....

form this part on.....
FAST FORWARD >>>>>> FAST FORWARD >>>>>>>>> FAST FORWARD
(i actually wanted to write from 1st even to last even but i'm lazy so i'll juz start wif the 1st n end wif the last.... or the most recent[dun say last].....)

THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY
Chiao invited me for some party at edwards house.....
i got to meet the legendary Honey......
i havent met anyone that scared of me....
n yes i was offended btw....
but nvm.... i forgive u....
we had quite a night..... pizza, carbonated drinks, twistis,black-pepper chicken, mamee n NO i did not eat the wedges...
played murderer, tai ti, harry potter uno and bluff!
after that we went cc....
oung teach me play dota.... i suc terribly at it but i still enjoy playing it....
after that played cs till like 6sumthing AM.....

hooi wiping the mess he created.... i'll say no more....

YESTERDAY
we recently decided to go see the Sunrise and Sunset....

when we expect to see this....

we saw nothing becuz it was raining and we were at the "wrong" side of the island....
After that we decided to go jogging and then dim sum.... n for some reason, all of us couldnt eat much.... anyway.. we gone back home for lunch and nap....

after that go hiking again.... BJ hill hike no.2.... to catch the sunset.......

we were expecting to see this!

but at the end, we cannot see much cuz bj hill there too many trees covering the sunset area..... but the sunrise area is nicely cleared though.....

anyway.... although we didnt watch the sunset nor the sunrise.....however, we had fun... n thats all that matters i guess....

we enter each phase n exit each phase without reali seeing the start or the end....
juz like how we missed each sunrise but know its already past daybreak......


well.... there's always 2morrow......